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welcome to the lance carbuncle website, electronic home of everybody’s favorite absurdist, cringe- inducing, award-winning author. It’s been said that carbuncle has more talent in his left nut than several other people who have written books. Carbuncle is happy to share his writing and thoughts with his many fans but asks that people please stop requesting that he be a sperm donor for artificial insemination purposes.

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